Real Merchandise [Rebooted]
Friday, August 05, 2005
I know you've all been waiting for this (all three of you). As promised, I've put up the REAL, OFFICIAL, 100% SLAVE-LABOR PRODUCED JUNK SICK FUCK FEST T-SHIRT. That old one was crap. But this one - definitely not crap. Someone buy me one and I'll tell you where to send it (kidding). Feast on this (jsf)fest, babies...
Consume one today!
The print on the back is hard to read on cafepress. Here's what it says:
Welcome to the New World Order
-> Assertion creates reality
-> All truth is lies
-> Authority brings comfort
-> Freedom brings fear
-> War is endless
-> Occupation is liberation
-> Mistakes are never made
-> The only ethic is loyalty
-> The only choice is obedience
-> Everything is for sale
-> Greed is virtue
-> Persecution brings justice
-> War maintains peace
-> Oppression fosters harmony
-> Artistry is decadence
-> Intellectualism is subversive
-> Science is heresy
-> Belief destroys faith
-> Propaganda is dogma
-> Fact is fiction
-> Tyranny is freedom
-> The will triumphs over all
jsff.carvedangel.net
Bad.ass, right? And I guarentee no one will know what the fuck your shirt means, which makes it xtra cool (so I'm told).
